Bonjour et bienvenue

I like order. I like rulers and folding and lists. Since I began online dating just over a month ago, my life has become less orderly. Since I joined an additional dating website two days ago, I daresay my life has become a bit of a mess. I am not a mess, but the amount of messages and "winks" and "flirts" I have received makes me feel out of control. So now this: an attempt to chronicle the craziness.